Mom: can i use your computer real quick?

me:



“bad boys aint no good, good guys aint no fun”

thats that type of shit that makes me hate women
 



jadensmind:

hai thur.

hai thur.

*Gets friend request on fb*

Me: cool, hope its an attractive female

*Its a guy*

me:
 



seeing a spider

spider:
 
me:
 
spider:
 
 me:
 
*spider moves* 
me:
 



where the followers at
 



*teacher curses*



when you have to piss, but you got a boner
 



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